"TOP 10 THOUGHTS MEN HAVE WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP
AFTER A HECTIC NIGHT"
10) Who is the next to me?
9) Why is she naked?
8) Why isn't she naked?
7) Why is she still here?
6) Can she sue me if I kick her out the bed?
5) "I hope that's not his baby..."
4) "I wonder how fast I can get to the bathroom..." BONUS #4) What is this purple ring around my tub?
3) How am I going to be able to pee with this?
2) Real titties feel just as good as fake titties.
1) Who is this dyke chick on my TV screaming about the
"TOP 10 REASONS YOU WON'T QUIT FACEBOOK" (Episode
10) You're not gonna email everybody pictures from your
9) How else are you going to force your boyfriend to lose his
8) How else will you remember anybody's birthday?
7) How else would you stalk?
6) How will you find your friend's phone # or email address?
5) How else will you hear about parties?
4) You don't give a fuck about your privacy if you're on
3) The "UNO" game.
2) How else will you see your friends kids?
1) How else will you know if she REALLY looks like that little ass